Geek

“Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you”

Geek

“If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 ”

Geek

“Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips." ”

Geek

“I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code ”

Geek

“The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX. ”

Geek

“1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d ”

Geek

“The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.”

Geek

“I see fragged people ”

Geek

Unknown

“The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.”

God

“God is just our answer to questions that science hasn't discovered yet!”
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