“People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil.”

“If God is all-powerful, then the Devil must be nothing more than a darkness in the mind of God. But if the Devil is something real and separate, than perfection is impossible, and there can be no God... except for the aspirations of fallen angels....”

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist.”

“All god does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”

“Santa Clause is just a story. He's just the opening band to God. There is no Santa Clause.”

“If you watch close, history does nothing but repeat itself.”

“You can't be considered a hypocrite if you have no convictions.”

“If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”

“In a mad world only the mad are sane.”

“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”